machatea614:

[Person A and B are fighting bad guys]

A, getting punched: H-Harder, daddy

B, fighting beside them, crying: WHAT the ACTUAL f*ck???????

tsutomi-goshiki:

person C: i still don’t understand what you see in him

person A: *looks at B* why, what is wrong with him? he’s amazing

person B: *curls his fingers and arcs his wrist at A* rawr

person C: i wish i could unsee that

pmkubra:

corsolanite:

unrelatableuserboxes:

Me: *gives snail cucumber slice*
🐌: munch munch
Me: *literally sobbing* you ask for so little but you deserve so much

island-delver-go:

Linguistics is cancelled

ve5ta: